Shanes Secret Journal

Shanes Secret Journal

MSN Messenger in the morning can get weird...

OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Are you still working? Or did you leave alrady?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
i'm still working
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
not making the mistake of leaving sans other job
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
who did you hear from?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
that i was looking?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
claire?
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Yup. Why do you want to leave? I though you liked it there?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
my department was sold
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
i was "acquired"
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Ahhh, and the new masters use whips?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
meh
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
They call you beyatches and don't share they 40's?
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
B.O.?
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
ARE THEY ZOMBIES!
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
they are
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
RUN!
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Wait - Regular zombies or JuJU zombies? Cus' you can get rid of the latter with salt.
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
Romero zombies
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
... like in 21 days?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
George Romero Zombies
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Oh, NotLD type... Are those Science or Arcane Zombies, I'm never sure about that.
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
GRZs are slower, stupidder zombies. Jewish zombies really: "what? brains? yeah, sure I guess I could eat..."
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Boy, you'd need a lot of Zombie Rabbis for that plague of zombies - 'cus they'd have to sanctify every single place that someone was going to be killed and eaten in, you know, so the living would be kosher.
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
too true
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
never boil a calf's brains in it's mother's milk
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
or in this case a living's brains
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
corollary: Never boil a living's brains in it's mother's brains
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
Another issue that would have to be delt with, are gentiles inherently non-kosher, and jews inherently kosher? Could a Jewmbie eat a Jew without the intervention of a Rabbi, while they would need a Jewmbie Rabbi for eating gentiles (or would a Living Rabbi be o.k.?).
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
you can't mix the living and the dead
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
True.
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
if you did, you'd have to bury the dead in the back yard for six months and then sanctify it
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
oh wait
OH NO! ZOMBIES! RUN!!! says:
How about eating a piece of leg with head cheese?
Back 2 Work Lech-я-Us™ says:
yeah that's ok, but you can't put the head cheese in an ice cream cone